I will explain to you why I don't play MineCraft with a poem.
Once I was playing on my computer one day,
MineCraft, a game I now call totally gay.
There's a reason as to why I don't play,
because of what happened one particular day.
I was playing online with my good friend Tim,
when a creeper just came right up to him.
What it said next had my thought process corroded,
it said "F*** YOU!" and then it exploded.
This dead swearing creeper had gotten me thinking,
"Jesus, in this game, my brain is sinking.
To think the developers would do such a thing,
they curse and they kill you, what more could they bring?"
While I was thinking another one came,
and to me, it did the same.
After that I dropped all of my stuff,
diamonds on the ground which was rough.
I just stared at my screen and said,
"This game sucks ass!" and then went to bed.
THE END