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Once upon a time there was a little boy name Cygnus. He was playing on ggc jailbreak server (it was full).admin told the warden his duties and Cygnus said "he said duty". So every admin ban him for 79 mins each(5 admins ).so he cried we laugh. Except lordhamham, he baned homie 2 go for 3000000000min. I got mad so when I got unbanned I went up to him I told him. You....you....you.....you..lord......of......ham.....is the best

Once apon a time there was a nigger named homie. He was soooooooo niggerish his story suck niggers KFC bone, After his nigger ass got tired of being called nigger. He hated is black skin, he when to NiggerRus and bought a white Michael Jackson toy and said "he use to be a nigger too, and now hes white? i want to be just like this wigger" So he went to Wal-Nigger and bought 40 gallons of bleach. After buying his Jesus juice, he ran up stairs with nigger speed, poured his bleach in a bucket (hes a nigger, they cant afford showers and tubs) and dumped it on himself. After 86400 seconds of his useless nigger life, He turned in to a WIGGER 2.0.... Half nigger, half wigger.

The End

Once apon a time there was a chink named BloodKing. He was soooooooo chinkish his story suck chink teriyaki chicken bone, After his chink ass got tired of being called chink. He hated is yellow skin, he went to ChinksRus and bought a black homie2go toy and said "he used to be black too, and now hes asian? i want to be just like this wigger" So he went to Wal-Chinks and bought 40 gallons of lemonade. After buying his Jackie Chan juice, he ran up stairs with chink speed, poured his lemonade in a bucket (hes a chink, they cant afford showers and tubs) and dumped it on himself. After 86400 seconds of his useless chink life, He turned in to a PINK 2.0.... Half chink, half pink.

Once apon a time there was a cracker named Frank. He was soooooooo crackerish his story sucked cracker rib bones, After his cracker ass got tired of being called cracker. He hated is white skin, he went to CrackersRus and bought a black homie2go toy and said "he used to be white too, and now hes black? i want to be just like this wigger" So he went to Wal-Crackers and bought 40 gallons of tar. After buying his Purple Soda, he ran up stairs with cracker speed, poured his tar in a bucket (hes a cracker, they cant be bothered to get into a shower or tub) and dumped it on himself. After 86400 seconds of his useless cracker life, He turned in to a NIGGER 2.0.... Half nigger, half cracker.


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demon wrote:

Once apon a time there was a cracker named Frank. He was soooooooo crackerish his story sucked cracker rib bones, After his cracker ass got tired of being called cracker. He hated is white skin, he went to CrackersRus and bought a black homie2go toy and said "he used to be white too, and now hes black? i want to be just like this wigger" So he went to Wal-Crackers and bought 40 gallons of tar. After buying his Purple Soda, he ran up stairs with cracker speed, poured his tar in a bucket (hes a cracker, they cant be bothered to get into a shower or tub) and dumped it on himself. After 86400 seconds of his useless cracker life, He turned in to a NIGGER 2.0.... Half nigger, half cracker.


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